Reason # 458789625 why I love Thomas Müller!

Reporter: Why didn't you bring your wife Lisa with you to Brazil?
Thomas Müller: Well, she's not a purse that I just can bring with me. She's a woman with her own will, she wants to do her own thing.

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(via prince-wrathion)


cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.

cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.

(via prince-wrathion)





ghost-hooves:

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

when i was 12 years old my health teacher told us all that he thought girls were the most beautiful at age 14-15 and we would never be that beautiful again for the rest of our lives
back then it scared me that i wouldnt stay pretty
once i got older it scared me that he found no shame in saying that, and neither do countless other men

(via ariaabomination)


yurameshi:

*two episodes in* *changes phone background* *makes cosplay plans*

(via ariaabomination)


mintleaftea:

No, Reyna and Annabeth can’t be the lead heroes because they’d get shit sorted out to quick there’d be a like 60 pages and then they’d be done, the world would be saved, and there’d be 0 complications because the girls have their shit too together

(via dana-b)


gettyimagesarchive:

"Weird" Al Yankovic has hit number one in album sales for the first time in his 30 year career.


vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

(via prince-wrathion)


wickedclothes:

Pokemon Gotta Catch ‘Em All Sweatshirt

Make sure you never run out of Pokeballs by wearing a sweatshirt that is a Pokeball. The all-over print design provides a vivid graphic image throughout the entire shirt. Sold on Beloved Shirts.


Won trivia at the library. Finished reading Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell. Ate some ice cream.


sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via smilin-ryan)